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oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

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broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

image

you:

image

Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

Excuse me but lemon is awesome

captiive-princess:

jaaaaaeger:

humaxgh0ull:

commanderarlert-sir:

captaincrunchmakesmebleed:

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Tokyo ghoul. Fuck

Yep were fuck

Free
I’m safe

Deadman wonderland I’m fucked

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

say-hello-to-my-frying-pan sent:

Happy Birthday!!!! :D

Thanks mate!! (^ν^)<3

fantasticabstraction sent:

hapPY BIRTHDAY RADHA OMG I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY FILLED WITH KITTENS AND ICE CREAM. SHREK IS WATCHING OVER (ogre) YOU MY FRIEND.

Y ES KITTENES AND ICE CREMA IS THE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD BUT NO SHREK YA TWAT, S HREK IS EVEIL , nO

T haNK YOU SWEETIE PIE

i hear its birthday so happy birthday qqqqqqqqueen ok its like 4:30 in the morning for me pardon me

BUT HAVE A PICTURE OF MY BROTHER WINNING A GO KART RACE AND LOOKING BEHIND HIM LIKE A LOSER  haahahaha i need to go t o bed 

butuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugttttttttttt anyways happy birthday friendo i hope its a good oneeeeeeee~~~~~~~

:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-: OmG what iS HE DOIN WITH HIS HA new , and thank you so much mate!! 0w0
aphitaly sent:

happy birthday!! i hope you have a super spectacular day!!!

Thank you very much frond uwu

aphcutie:

ベラベラ by: まこ@改名

**permission to upload this was given by the artist**

sexybonnefoy:

*ろしあちゃん* 

epaqjrja:

커미션 그림2

이제 끝~

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Ciel getting ready in the morning 

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lunar-angel:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

thespeakingspook:

shigaretto:

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

omg

*cries*

a blessing.

WHY IS THIS SHIT NOT ACTUALLY TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS!?

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